unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

(via retiredjesus)

soudachi:

shoujogenre:

soudachi:

okay tumblr its time for a guessing game

first cluuueee is something blue

THE TARDIS

ITS NOT THE TARDIS YOU PIECE OF SHIT WHOVIAN

(Source: soudachi, via perks-of-being-chinese)

uncorpse:

:(

darlingwalker:

i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”

(via desirethepositive)

supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

(via shouldnt)

ruyijingu-bang:

fat-tanuki:

thugmissus:

sighruben:

lets face it, tampons are just a cheaper and more compact version of dildos

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I LOVE SHOVING DRY ITCHY COTTON UP MY VAGINA. IT FEELS SO GOOD. NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT IF I GET THE DIRECTION EVEN A LITTLE BIT WRONG IT FEELS LIKE I’M STABBING AT MY INSIDES. I GET OFF ON IT ALL THE TIME, EVEN WHEN I’M NOT ON MY PERIOD.

why is it that boys have no concept of how to pleasure the female body I swear to god

(Source: etferus, via desirethepositive)

27-cents:

disconverge:

dark//nature

♥ see more ♥

(Source: vogueanon, via cuddlinqs)

zayntreehill:

‘who’s that on your phone wallpaper?’ dONT WORRY

(via crystallized-teardrops)

sstorminq:

痛み