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my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(via lameshawty)

Parents: Are you taking selfies?
Me: No it's Snapchat

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

(via wealthyblonde)

teenscoolest:

sorry but i’m allergic to your bullshit

(via humorking)

Bleach out all all the dark
I'll swallow each peroxide shot
Someone I know could love and save me from myself
Maybe I'll just clean the shit off of these fancy shoes
I'll be a Princess Die and die with you.

(Source: bangurzzzz, via wealthyblonde)

"

I’m hungry from an anorexic heart
I’ve been trying to tell you how I feel
But was never very smart
I’m wrapped in silks made for Egyptian queens
I’ll do it in the swimming pool
So everybody sees


Bleach out all the dark
I’ll swallow each peroxide shot
Volumes I know will love and save me from myself
Maybe I’ll just clean the shit off of these fancy shoes
I’ll be a Princess Die and die with you

"

- Lady Gaga, Princess Die - A song we all wish was released. (via painting-watermelon-smiles)

(via wealthyblonde)

I do this thing where I think about fucking you.

(Source: rhapsodybrohemian, via curiovsly)

teenscoolest:

sorry but i’m allergic to your bullshit

(via city-boi)

karkaboo:

sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day

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(Source: officiallypikachu, via wealthyblonde)